uZeless http://uzeless.com uZeless is a blog of useless and imaginary products, some are terrible and some are really terrible. Fri, 18 May 2012 07:39:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Ice Cream Truck Music CD http://uzeless.com/ice-cream-truck-music-cd/ http://uzeless.com/ice-cream-truck-music-cd/#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 07:39:21 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=799

Put it in your car stereo and drive the neighborhood kids crazy.

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“BOOM – Erang”.

Let’s see you catch this, Bruno Mars!

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]]> http://uzeless.com/boomerang-grenade/feed/ 0 Marble Cake http://uzeless.com/marble-cake/ http://uzeless.com/marble-cake/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 01:24:44 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=635

A cake made out of marble.

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]]> http://uzeless.com/marble-cake/feed/ 0 Two Wheeled Car http://uzeless.com/two-wheeled-car/ http://uzeless.com/two-wheeled-car/#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 06:02:19 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=632

Cooler than the Bat-Mobile, but not as useful.

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]]> http://uzeless.com/two-wheeled-car/feed/ 0 Care Bear Trap http://uzeless.com/care-bear-trap/ http://uzeless.com/care-bear-trap/#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 03:27:03 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=629

Duck season? Rabbit season? NO! It’s Care Bear season!

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]]> http://uzeless.com/care-bear-trap/feed/ 0 Wheelchair With Pedals http://uzeless.com/wheelchair-with-pedals/ http://uzeless.com/wheelchair-with-pedals/#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 05:03:18 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=624

For wheelchair racing.

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]]> http://uzeless.com/wheelchair-with-pedals/feed/ 0 Thong Diaper http://uzeless.com/thong-diaper/ http://uzeless.com/thong-diaper/#comments Thu, 10 May 2012 03:28:55 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=620

For pedophile parents.

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]]> http://uzeless.com/thong-diaper/feed/ 0 Gay Leather Gloves http://uzeless.com/gay-leather-gloves/ http://uzeless.com/gay-leather-gloves/#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 03:22:49 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=611

Like… Duh.

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]]> http://uzeless.com/gay-leather-gloves/feed/ 0 Rubber Bottle Opener http://uzeless.com/rubber-bottle-opener/ http://uzeless.com/rubber-bottle-opener/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 06:15:36 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=607

Worse than Chinese water torture.

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]]> http://uzeless.com/rubber-bottle-opener/feed/ 0 Ear Buds With Ear Plugs http://uzeless.com/ear-buds-with-ear-plugs/ http://uzeless.com/ear-buds-with-ear-plugs/#comments Mon, 07 May 2012 03:30:20 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=604

For Tila Tequila and Miley Cyrus fans.

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