uZeless http://uzeless.com uZeless is a blog of useless and imaginary products, some are terrible and some are really terrible. Thu, 23 Feb 2012 03:50:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Guitar Hero Capo http://uzeless.com/guitar-hero-capo/ http://uzeless.com/guitar-hero-capo/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 03:50:29 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=328

Rockstar level: 96.

 

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]]> http://uzeless.com/guitar-hero-capo/feed/ 0 60 Cigarettes Pack http://uzeless.com/60-cigarettes-pack/ http://uzeless.com/60-cigarettes-pack/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 03:42:38 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=324

For people who only want to smoke one pack a day.

 

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]]> http://uzeless.com/60-cigarettes-pack/feed/ 0 Ceiling Fan http://uzeless.com/ceiling-fan/ http://uzeless.com/ceiling-fan/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 03:20:51 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=320

Ventilates the ceiling.

 

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]]> http://uzeless.com/ceiling-fan/feed/ 0 Transparent Blinds http://uzeless.com/transparent-blinds/ http://uzeless.com/transparent-blinds/#comments Sat, 18 Feb 2012 04:54:09 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=317

For modern nudists.

 

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]]> http://uzeless.com/transparent-blinds/feed/ 0 Chopsticks For Chinese Soup http://uzeless.com/chopsticks-for-chinese-soup/ http://uzeless.com/chopsticks-for-chinese-soup/#comments Fri, 17 Feb 2012 06:20:53 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=313

Now you can eat like a true Shaolin Monk.

 

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]]> http://uzeless.com/chopsticks-for-chinese-soup/feed/ 0 iMouse For iPhone http://uzeless.com/imouse-for-iphone/ http://uzeless.com/imouse-for-iphone/#comments Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:18:24 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=309

For people with OCDs who must have their iPhone screen crystal clear.

 

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]]> http://uzeless.com/imouse-for-iphone/feed/ 0 Random Pregnancy Test http://uzeless.com/random-pregnancy-test/ http://uzeless.com/random-pregnancy-test/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:25:08 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=302

Best Valentine’s Day gift for ghetto moms.

 

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]]> http://uzeless.com/random-pregnancy-test/feed/ 0 Side Wig http://uzeless.com/side-wig/ http://uzeless.com/side-wig/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:33:43 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=251

For Hipster girls who did an undercut and realized just how ugly it really is.

 

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]]> http://uzeless.com/side-wig/feed/ 0 Cigarette Flavored Gum http://uzeless.com/cigarette-flavored-gum/ http://uzeless.com/cigarette-flavored-gum/#comments Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:31:08 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=234

Have a bad cigarette breath, without the cancer stick.

 

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]]> http://uzeless.com/cigarette-flavored-gum/feed/ 0 Hourglass Alarm Clock http://uzeless.com/hourglass-alarm-clock/ http://uzeless.com/hourglass-alarm-clock/#comments Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:50:52 +0000 uZeless http://uzeless.com/?p=224

Same as an hourglass, only more annoying.

 

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